of the reasons why you should date a Calabar girl. My last
writeup regarding why Yoruba Boys should be top of your list of
guys to date got quite a few knocks but I guess people
generally agreed they are the best (I’m one anyways!). This time
around we’d be examining why you should date a Calabar girl-
at least once before you’re out of the dating game and if you’re
strong enough, you could wife her.
By Calabar girl, we mean our Efik, Ibibio, Anang and northern
cross riverian sisters. If you’ve been lucky enough like me to roll
with any girl from these tribes, you would definitely attest to
some of what I’m about to say. If not, well, you’d want to go all
out for one at the tail end. Come along and let’s see what
makes our Calabar girls tick.
Attention And Time
Well, one of the reasons I hooked up with my Calabar babe is
that she was devoted when it comes to giving you time and
attention. You might say this is a false generalisation but I’ve
met quite a few and dated one. Do you want a girl that will
answer to every of your whim and caprice? Then you know
where to get her.
Cooking Skills
If you’re seriously into native dishes especially vegetable soups,
you got your answer. Almost every Calabar girl can snatch any
man with a proper meal of Afang, Edikan Ikang, Akpam kuko
(permit my spelling) and pounded yam, semo or any of your
favorite native carbohydrate rich meal. You’re guaranteed of
never going hungry if you date one and be sure that you’d add
enough weight (if you’re skinny) that people would ask what your secret is.
Spoil You Silly
According to my ex–Calabar babe and some of my Ibibio
friends, young ladies from their tribe get tutored on how to be
homely and be good wives. As such, they know how to take
good care of their man. A typical Calabar girl would stroke your
back as you eat to help aid digestion while ensuring everything
is in place after you have a hard day. Talk about unexpected
gifts, she knows how to kick in those surprises from time to time.
$ex! $ex! $ex!
Need I say more? Every guy has a fantasy of hooking up with a
Calabar girl that would give him mind blowing $ex simply
because ‘Dem sabi do the thing well’. $ex is an essential
ingredient of today’s relationship and marriage and if you want
someone that would give it to you well, my Cross Rivers and
Akwa Ibom girls are up to the task.
Strong
This shouldn’t be a surprise as any girl with enough strength to
go 10 rounds of $ex at a stretch has got to have immense
strength. Well, I’m not just saying strength for $ex, I’m talking
strength for other activities such as keeping your home clean
and tidy. When you’re tired, she has the strength to back you
up. You’re coming from a party where you both have danced
out, she’s got the strength to drive you guys ho
They’ve Got Your Back Always
We all want someone who has got our backs and no one does it
better than your Calabar girl. They would stick with you through
thick and thin with little concern for how much you’ve got (if
you’re still struggling) . She doesn’t even mind helping you out
from time to time, provided you’re supplying her well in certain
areas as well. That’s something you don’t buy in the marketplace.
The only thing is just try to be faithful to her. You don’t want to
get on her bad side, trust me.
-Date360
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